( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)TheRealAllahuAkbarSquad( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So chaps, you wanna be a true 360,480,69,or 420 noscoper. It ain't that easy; however, this guide can bring you one step closer. Every good noscoper must follow this guide.

1)Thou mates shall not get rekt in combat: M8's, never back down a fight. Some people might think you are a delicate, inferior 9gag/tumblr user. You know what you do? YOU WHOOP THEIR ASS IN CS:GO!!!!

2)Accept the word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster: I am trying to help you out. Trust me, you don't want to go to butterfly pesto HELL! True quickscopers worship his spaghettiness every day. Also, pray to Snoop Dogg each 420.

3)Never do evil outside the FaZe world: What do Stomedy, Keemstar, Hitler, and Whittney Wisconsin have in common? If you said, "they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerates!" Sir, you are correct. They all do evil. Mate, don't be that guy. Some may say, "Love your neighbor as yourself." But I say, "love your 360 quickscoper pal as yourself (unless they are a Trump Supporter, Neo-Nazi, Keemstar, or 4chan user).

Thank you m8s!