We are Strong. We are Perrys. We are United. (there are dozens of us)

Most forms of descrimination are outlawed, like racism, sexism or even agism. But descrimination of people by the last name of Perry hasn't even been looked at by our government. I myself am a Perry, and we feel as if we deserve a chance to stand up for ourselves. Even if you aren't a Perry, we could use your support. Now for my story: I've been a Perry all of my life, and I've been called numerous names. Perry the Platapus, Perritron, the Perrinator, Perrington, and the most damaging, Narcasist. Even my teacher was a Perrorist, my friend Jonny (another Perry) and I were only given the roles of slaves when we had to read Romeo and Juliet. My character even died in it. We don't appreciate being treated like this, and I swear, the next person to call me Perry in a hatefull tone, I will punch in the face. Good day, ISAIDGOODAY!