Free Your Stache From the Evils of Hair Trimmers

Fellow Stache Miesters, we must band together to fight this war on illegal facial hair trimming. together we can accomplish anything, but there is power in numbers so i encourage you to join and your friends to join, and your friends' mommas to join. As our mustache army builds hair trimmers will fall along with those who harbor such items. The shaving cream caravan is after us, but we can fight back. Man your Stache and fight whip them with your superior power, take them down and beat them,(preferably at a sport of your choice). In the end we will come out on top so now Join me in my goal for the Freedom and Justice of the Stache!!!