I know Muay Thai

Well, if you used your eyes to read instead of looking at ♥♥♥♥, you'd realise that Rip Van Dinkle and I trained together in order to fight the Mujahideen with a breakdown of what moves were used, you cretin.

Does doesn't does don't actually know that much of a fair bit of Muay Thai.
It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less, not definitely rejecting the idea, that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty that... I undeniably do or do not know how skilled in the art of Muay Thai Sins or Rip Van Dinkle are... If that indeed wasn’t exactly true than it isn’t. Even if they were not where I knew of them were could mean that I wouldn’t completely not know where they wasn’t.

I kill ♥♥♥♥♥?

I trained with this man in order to fight with the Mujahideen, and I can say with 100% accuracy that his rigorous training regime of quick strikes, quicker strikes, quicker but not as strong strikes and very fast grapples prepared me for whatever lay ahead. I've trained with Steven Seagall, Vladimir Putin and the ugliest personal guard Kim Jong Un could give me (I asked for one that reminded me of my favourite goat at home). The US Army was so impressed that they had a squadron of drones fly in formation in my honour, shortly before my home, my goats and therefore my wife were killed; unrelated I swear to Allah. The CIA is shipping me stateside to do Bush another favour ;). See you on Earth or in Paradise :).

It's okay to be proud

Doesn't actually know Muay Thai.