Orthodoxy leads the way to Salvation

The floors of the Nave and Narthex will be made of soild Gold, and the Alter of Ancient Marble, along with the Colloms, brought in from Athens. The Crosses, Icons, and Mossaics will be made from the greatest paint, jems, and silver. The Dome and the Walls will be made from the strogest Steal, Iron, and Platuim. The Main Crosses in the Alter and Dome will be made of Cyristal brought from Africa. Thw pews and candle rods will be made of Black Marble, and the Clergy robes will be made of silk. This project will cost 1,000,000,000 Drachmas, and will take 3 years. It will once again be the Richest, Largest, and Greatest Church in the World and in History! It will truly be "Heaven on Earth"


Signed,

Emperor Konstandinos "The Pious" of the Hellenes, Supreme King of the Albanians, King of New Greece, Supreme Sultan of Egypt, Sultan of Syria, Duke of Israel, Overlord of the Congo, Emperor of Angola, King of FYROM, Emperor of Constantinpole, King of Asia Minor, Count of the Sini, Emperor of Alexandria, and Emperor of Antioch.