Whither the Goff blows, thither the Goff bends.

Wow. Wow. Alright, so I'm not winning a TI. It's a funny thing about winning a TI, this will always be sort of synonymous with your name from here on in. It will be: #@PAX BOOgos, Sexiest Puss Alive 2k15, Batman, died today in a freak accident involving Thomas Bong and Stoya....

Listen, I don't quite know how you compare memes. You look at these dank memes this year, of these e'shrektions, and unless we all did the same position—everybody put on a bat suit and spread, we'll all try that—unless we all did the same role, I don't know how you compare it. They are stellar mems and wonderful work, and I'm honored, truly honored to be up in Goff.

And finally, I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in #TriggerdbyPsudophallusiphilia every once in a while, I think. It's probably a good thing. We're the ones who talked about Shrek when it was just being whispered, and we talked about Thomas when it wasn't really popular. And we, you know, we bring up subjects, we are the ones—this Gec, this group of people gave Hedi McShitler a rimjob in #2k14 when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ were still sitting in the back of the Gec. I'm proud to be a part of this Gec, proud to be part of this circlejerk, and proud to be out of touch. And I thank you so much for this.