CONGRATULATIONS! NO LONGER PLAYING - DEEMED TO HAVE A LIFE!

We would like to congratulate you on having a life. Whether you opened the window, got a spouse, had a kid or just picked up the guitar or those dancing lessons you always wanted, you are no longer really with us.

We wish you the best out there, and hope that you one day will return to share the secrets of life outside so that we, too, can have a life.

But for now, we'll be playing games, and you will be missed. Or maybe this is blatant, thinly veiled sarcasm? Assume the former - we can always make explicit fun of your healthy skin tone and exercised musculature should the need arise.

You were our sunshine, and now you're outside playing in it. Don't forget the sunscreen.