Specialists of Everything

We are a Mexican drug cartel based in China, right by the Great Wall. Started with your typical drug dealing and now moved onto literally anything. We still though, so just ask.

Established in 1983 and still going strong. Starting dealing in Mexico, moved to China with our millions and millions of profit and carried on the business from there. Over time, introduced more and more products and services. Overall, still going very strong.

Originally posted by Minous Cartel:

If you need a hookup, meet us at our hideout 40°26'18.1"N 116°34'38.6"E. We're available for public meetings at Sundays, midnight. We totally promise you won't be murdered or raped.

Our father, Minous, founded the cartel by himself in 1983. He was sitting on a bench by the border of Mexico and asked his friend, Pablo, to "giv moeny" and Pablo replied with a simple answer, "monta un cartel hijueputa" and Minous instantly went home and started his business on that day. It was a magical day.