I HATE MINIONS

I really love minions. Every day when I was little I would watch Despicable Me, Minions, and Despicable Me 2. The only porn I can get off to is minion porn. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I have to dress her in a minion suit. She screams when I do, so I have to use tape to keep her still and silent. My house is plastered with minion wallpaper, my carpet is just a small child's rug with a minion on it. All of my clothes are blue and yellow. My shirts are all minion merchandise. I really love minions.