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/__\ __ )I've got a head I can't think with it,
\\ _| // and eye's I can't see out of,
\_) // I have to hang around with
/ `-'\ two nuts all the time,
/ / \my closest neighbor is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
/ | |and my best friend is a ♥♥♥♥♥!
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/msg {nick} !text ♥♥♥♥.txt to get this

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