We are girls. We are gaming.

I was dared to play "gay chicken" with NFEN, which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.

My Husband NFEN thought our marriage was going to stay sexless forever until i started actively started dropping hints in our master-bedroom toilet. After eating a hefty meal consisting of mexican burritoes and spicy hot-wings, the red masterpiece I leave behind in the bowl resembles rose peddles as the blood-clots spill out of me. Ever since then, my husband has gaped my ass everyday in the hopes he can one day hear his voice echo within.