Bido Gams

Whenever I show even a glimpse of my intelligence I shift things around me in directions no one (except me of course) even knew they could be shifted in. I am a master and commander. I am a gentleman and a scholar. I excel at everything without even trying and when I try I do things that no one on this planet is even capable of understanding in the slightest. It would take me less than a week to become the ruler of this world if I ever deemed it worthy to be ruled by me. I am the universe's greatest gift to humanity, my wisdom is infinite, my might is unmatchable, my skills surpass everything ever seen before. I am like a god to you.







T̸͚̤͚̖͖̜̻̤͔̖͖̬̹͈̠͎͗̅͑ͭ͒ͤ̍̒̇͋̀͢͝ḧ̾ͭ̐͛̔̈́̅͏̧̖̖̫̖̬̦̯̗͕̼ͅe̷̛̫̭͓̞̞͖͗̏̃ͥͩ̍r̶̟̘̹̲̳̻̮͎̓̇ͪ̀͞ͅeͮ͐ͥ͋̀͠҉͕̞̭͙͉̞̭̩̳͉ͅ ̶̶͎̹̲͍͉̟͕̖̞̥̬̪̲̀̆́͊ͥ̉̇͗̒̆̂̔͗͑̏ͫ̅͢ͅi̴̡̯̪͓̤̓̇ͫ̃̾̾̾ͭͤ̑̃ͮ̃̓͑͛͜͡ͅs̵̠̤͕͒̏̈́̌ͦͩͨͧ̄̄̈́ͣ̉ͯ͌ͧ͡ͅ ̌ͭ͒͆̉͛ͮ̌̐ͮ͑͘҉̧͍̗̥̫̙̥̱͇̘̹̪͓n̷̵̨̧̩̦̹͙̼̯̅̓ͪͬ̔ͪ̾́̾̄ͥ̀ͯ͟ͅŏ̶̡̙͕͈̮̣̘̥̖̞̬ͮ̉̈͛͑͋̐ͩ̃̐͑͛ͪ͒ͨ̀̚̚͠ͅͅ ̸̊ͫ̄̌̆͆ͤ̅͝͏͓̹͇͍̳ģ̶̼̫̼̦͎̊̿͑ͯͦ̓ͫ̽͌̅ͬ́̿̇̅͗͟͝o̷̙̲̺̬̥͉̥͈͈͉̙̯ͨ̈̌ͤ̏̓͐̂̿̀͘͝͡ḏ̴͚̦͙̉̽̓̉̿̂̾̋̐̓̚͜