Without mercy, nor toilet breaks.

Mediocre Offensive Outcomes, or MOO, is the premier source for total security solutions, we offer a wide range of services for the modern era. Our services range from close protection for that special person in your life, to inciting coups, you name it, we'll do it. All of our operations are performed by highly skilled individuals which ensure nothing but complete success, no other company can beat us on mission success rates. We are so thorough on operations that we make sure not to leave any witnesses. Clients who have previously hired MOO include: Superpowers, Rebel Forces, Shop Owners and many, many others.