JERKS

I WOULD LIKE TO POST A MESSAGE CONCERNING CRIME. ALL CRIMES ARE BAD AND MUST BE STOPPED. DO NOT DO CRIME OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF CRIME
1. NOT SIGNING MALLOW MALLOW ON MALLOW DAY (EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK EXCEPT SUNDAYS).
2. KILLING LEPERACHAUNS FOR THEIR POT OF GOLDS
3. STEALING POOR PEOPLES LASER SOUP.
4. ILLEGAL WATERMELON CONTRABAND
5. CONTACTING AN ELEPHANT TO CRAP ON SOMEBODIES PORCH.
6. NOT DOING THE SAFETY DANCE NEAR DANGER SIGNS. WHILE NOT A CRIME IT IS UNSAFE TO NOT DO THE SAFETY DANCE NEAR DANGER SIGNS.

THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND REMEBER KIDS DON'T DO BAD STUFF