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We must praise MAGNUM for all that It has done for us. For we are just ammunition with which It decides to fire. The MAGNUM is kind for it does not fire randomly but with accuracy and precision. We must not stray from our trajectories but instead obey MAGNUM's will lest we become a fallen bullet. Do not mistake Its kindness for weakness for Its vengeance will be swift and potent as MAGNUM's stopping power is legendary.

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Beware of the demon in sheep's wool!

2 May, 2017 - Kalsb | 0 Comments

There are those that would seek to take advantage of our following and claim to be an incarnation of our Lord and Protector. Do not fall for his words for he is merely a pretender who seeks to foul our name. We must remember that MAGNUM does not take mortal form for the revolver is Its divine perfection. Any who would claim to be a divine deity should be looked upon as a fool and dealt with appropiately.

UltraCorp Commits Aggression to Faith

6 October, 2015 - Kalsb | 2 Comments

It has come to our attention that the megacorporation known as "UltraCorp" has started persecuting believers. Though it had been believed that UltraCorp would provide a stable and safe work environment the most prominent of our faith have been fired from this company. Upon further investigation it seems that there was a coup and they are under new management. This new leader has expressed anti-MAGNUM sentiments in the past and should be treated with caution. Though this new UltraCorp has not released a formal statement on their treatment of believers in the field I advise followers to be careful when dealing with UC employees.

To those that have lost their jobs, fret not as, in light of recent develeopments, the church has decided to start it's own corporation in order to fund itself instead of relying on outside sourse. This corporation will prioritze believers first to ensure the most efficient work force.

Praise MAGNUM.