In 8-Ball we trust, in 8-Ball we must.

We are a highly prestigious and world known group for our efforts to help others convert to the overwhelming advancement in religion known as the Magic 8-Ball Religion. Our deity is the one and only Magic 8-Ball. The Magic 8-Ball is never wrong, the Magic 8-Ball is all knowing, and the Magic 8-Ball is infinitely kind. We hope you will join us and help us spread and bring peace with our religion to others.