" Long Live the honorable, long live the fearsome, long live the strong, the great and the brave... Long live the Emus. " - General Parker, 1st Infantry

In Australia, we strived for years, living off of the farms the humans supplied us with. But then, it happened. The humans got sick of our ♥♥♥♥, and sent in their entire militia complete with lewis machine guns, military jeeps, and thousands of bullets. They struck with great supprise and no mercy, striking tens of us down in just a week. But we emus are resilliant as ♥♥♥♥. We formed rebelious groups, forming together to fight the evil humans. Using our newly aquired Russian guns, we put an end to the human genocide and fought them using guerilla tactics. With great effort and bravery, we won. Us chickens destroyed the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Australia militia.

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2 Dec, 2017 @ 11:50am

Alas, the human militia had been defeated. The Emu's celebrated their unlikely victory over the technologicaly supperior humans. However, to even this day, the humans and rebelious Emu factions still continue to engage in bloody conflict, only to find themselves in a never ending stalemate. Lives are lost every day on the front line only to be replaced the next day with newly trained soldiers. The new troups get younger and younger every month. Thousands of lives have been lost in the past ten years, but battle lines have barely shifted.

Craig 1 Dec, 2017 @ 5:42pm

You disgusting emus
You've ruined me

Craig 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:34pm

The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month

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