Requirements to Join:

-You must be married to a first cousin and have a son with some incestious growth.
-You must be a MAN (There is currently a 99% failure rate, the succesful 1% is our very own Ransom)
-You must be willing to sell their organs if I need some extra spending money.
-You must have at least 3 steady street walkers who pay the bills properlike. Cuz aint no pimpin like my pimpin. ya better ask somebody. Tell ya favorite vamp to get on your payroll...and visit my backhand lounge
-You When getting spanked and beaten a million times over they must never whine but rather say Thank You, May I Have Another!!
-You must arrange a fixed marriage of above mentioned son with incestious growth to his sister (note: if he has no sister, one should be spawned immediately).plus one more thing..he must say "ola" at least 312315157815657195658 times for a month
General Requirement: You must be willing to touch me without cringing and they must not have an overwhelming desire to run and soak their hands in bleach after said touching.