Legit Gamers- Here it is O_O

Life is like a box of chocolates, thats what my mumma said while she was talking to a hallucination of Victor Reznov about the numbers station beneth the Rusulka Cargo Ship, and lots of little headcrabs jumped on her head and called the hallucination the 'Defector' while smoking a cuban cigar at the same time hanging Vladimir Makarov because he killed your buddy who helps me clean my armpits after a hard day at the Afgan Rangers training camp, doing an assault course while an old man that kills your character is staring at me awkwarly(like he wants to rape me) then you hop into some little piece of ♥♥♥♥ helecopter and some Russian helps you get in and takes you to some place in central India, at the same time, the other you(Tyler Durden) is looking for the police station, he finds it and reviels that your mum smokes more dope than MnM does. Back to the real you, you say to the dirty Russian that took you to this buggered palace that your balls hurt, so he grabs his real speky Russian blade and cut your balls of, the you scream" I HURT MA SELF" and continu with the story when you are Seventeen and living a life not worth living and decide to change your life, you go to some ♥♥♥♥-house prison that is really nice to the bad guys and you get a complete make over, you look all speky and stuff then you go make out with some chick who knows how to use a Half-Life 2 pistol and she admits that she has a penis. You suddenly end up in a worse jail, and have to play games to get out of it. Then you get out, join a clan that pays you money to be in it, purley deperado, so you think your legit to be pro, when you completley suck,. so you cook some steaks and eat them.. Your imagination can fill in the rest, i suppose?

Awesome Face! .



Rules:
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۞You will wear the tags for the clan.
۞No multiclaning(Unless you explain a good enough reason to then yes)
۞No hacking of any sort allowed.
۞Knows how to eat cheese. X ]






Respected Members:

۞ Cr@zy


۞ iBlastoiseHD.




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Games:

۞ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

۞ Call of Duty: World at War

۞ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

۞ Call of Duty: Black Ops

۞ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

۞ Garry's Mod

۞ Team Fortress

۞ And any other game that you guys play!