SLIME SLIME SLIME SLIME SLIME SLIME SLIME

*Fat skinhead sits at pub table with a load of slimey, slightly smelly builders. Mike: "Now, I'm not one to beat around the push boys, but you know that bloody steve, yeh, you know, that fat plank head who slimes around the town betting shop and that sleeps in that bush behind ASDA. yeeeeeeeah slimey devil."
Harry 1: "Was' he been doing pal"
Spencer: "He's been stealing all the frying oil from the chippy and rubbing it all over his stomach. slimey."
Mike:"Gaaaaah... Slimey devil aint he!"
Spencer:"Yeeeeeeah mate, he also bought all the bloomin' Extra Virgin Oil in Tesco and downed it before knockin' the ♥♥♥♥♥ manager over with a loaf of tesco economy white bread..."
Mike: "Very slimey. Yes. Sliiiimmmeyyy.
Spencer: "Lets ♥♥♥♥♥ knock his block of mate!"
Mike: "Yeh lets ♥♥♥♥♥ staple his bollucks to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brick mate!"
Harry:"yeeeeah ill get some gasoline to rub on his ass mate."
All: "Yeeeeeah