For people that have torn boxer,pants,shirt, shoes and vajayjay

KOYAK = TORN

Definition of TORN
-pull or rip (something) apart or to pieces with force.
-remove by pulling or ripping forcefully.
-make (a hole or split) in something by force.
-come apart; rip. (rest in peace)
-move very quickly, typically in a reckless or excited manner.
-be in a state of uncertainty between two conflicting options or parties.

We can be a THORN in your shoes a TORNADOES that hit your house or your loving friendly macha.