Team Konata is back!

Once, there was Team Konata.
And then, it was gone.
Again, there was Team Konata.
And then, it was gone.

And here we are again, Konata is our lord, our master, the perfection of the human race.

We live to serve Konata, for she is our goal, our team leader, and without her we are thumb-sucking nooblets who can't tell a heavy from a spy. With Konata, we no longer get unlucky Scars, for we are blessed with the Lucky Stars.

She now empowers us with the power of the Lucky Star, which we shall use to create a golden Kona-chan dictatorship, spreading the Lucky and the Star across the globe! Not even the Haruhitalists can defeat us, the Great Team Konata!

HEIL KONA-CHAN!