LEGENDARY MAEN.

Ello dere. Kalaka is obviously the most legendary clan in existence hands down everyone agrees with us. Even gaben says so, that much that two of his chins have joined. If you haven't joined, then I don't know what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your doing with your life. I dont like you dave

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U WANT SUM¿ KALAKA is de legendary statement from a mythical land's fairy tales. It says 'Nuifel Poof, Nuifel Meh, Eyyyyyyy KALAKAAAAAAAAAA!'. And so it has never to be found again on Earth but was rediscovered by a maen called Humza BinShitFace, and a Sidekick called Doom.

Also, it is inspired by some amazing people with very dank memes and proved to me something very important - Do you know why Indians have the best memes? Coz they are so spicy :>
Those pepel are:
http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Pr0Magic
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/DooM49

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Not a tree

9 January, 2019 - Deluxe racism | 1 Comments

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥!

Probably what you just said in your head when you saw another bloody annoucement for a group you can't even remember

So firstly,

I'd like to thank all the onions who I played with, memed with and probably died with millions of times for all the terrible investing I did - from RL to CS. As fun as they were Hockey turned out to be the most fun of all

As you can probably tell, I'm fully retiring from everything steam related, and that also means that this group will be handed over to the man I trust the most to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about anything

Safe travels and I wish you all the best for your investing futures

From your dearest friend and Kalaka Founder and Long-standing leader,
Rory

NEW LOGO

11 July, 2017 - Deluxe racism | 0 Comments

YES! WE HAVE FINALLY CREATED A PROPER LOGO, THANKS TO THE AMAZING WORK OF FANGSHIELD AND HIS ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR SKILLS
sorry caps lock

The new picture was inspired by Blue wolves and over-done outlines

If you have any ideas for the Clan logo or any aspirations for us to achieve please contact any of the Admins/Officers. If you have any logo ideas as well, feel free to post to the clan

KALAKA!