Ayy mola

Okay so you pick the first letter of your first name and the last letter of your first name, you should instantly do what it says!

First letter of first name:

A: drink
B: drink
C: drink
D: drink
E: drink
F: drink
G: drink
H: drink
I: drink
J: drink
K: drink
L: drink
M: drink
N: drink
O: drink
P: drink
Q: drink
R: drink
S: drink
T: drink
U: drink
V: drink
W: drink
X: drink
Y: drink
Z: drink

Last letter of last name:

A: bleach
B: hydrochloric acid
C: mercury
D: rat poison
E: lava
F: ant poison
G: diesel
H: gasoline
I: kerosine
J: liquid lead
K: susan boyle's vaginal fluids
L: nuclear waste
M: cyanide
N: anthrax
O: water mixed with way too much MDMA
P: raw sewage
Q: turpentine
R: 100% pure alcohol
S: roofied cola
T: lots and lots of semen like dude wtf that's a lot where did u even get that
U: the blood of the unborn
V: pus
W: post-liposuction fat fresh off a fat lady
X: menstruational blood
Y: cat urine
Z: lighter fluid