Crabism,

Crabism is the belief of the origins of earth and humanity alone, which was created by the infinite monarchy of Qbthulu, the King Crab. He created the earth and humanity, for a purpose we have yet to discover, which is the main idea of this religion. Please join in serving Qbthulu, and long live the crabs. (We play a ton of csgo, queue with us fam)