This is a story about a sad immigrant.
He might tell you that he isn't an immigrant but he lies.
He is the ugliest immigrant ever.
This is the epic tale of "The Cotton Fields".
Jakobo was born there, he worked there for ever.
He rages at every single thing you say towards him because he is an autistic whale.
Because you guys have been so sick to read towards here we can tell you a little secret.
Jakobo is Crimez.
Some might also know him as Crimesje or Jakobo.
His birth was caused because the parents of Crimesje used a condom of their dayle earned cotton, the (white) boss of this farm didn't like this and sabotaged it.
He knew that when he would rip the condom the child would have an IQ of 50-60.
This worked out even more usefull because it became 30.
After that he didn't age anymore and all of his friends got older, while he was happy with his toy car others were telling him about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girls, he didn't know any better and so just went on talking about cotton.
All of his friends left him and so he started Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
On Call Of Duty he got some friends which abandonned him because of his looks and his weird teeth.
The story is still going on!
This is what happened till the date of today...
Hope you enjoy.