I think this guy below me is telling the truth

Hi, these gays are gays

After a good game in csgo, i joined the team because seems seemed like a cool guys. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited them to my house for a csgo lan party. They said they were coming so i was looking forward to meeting them in real life.
When they arrived at my house, they pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt them hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched them and then 1 tapped all of them. Turns out they were gays.
Don't trust this team.