For Jugal!

1. Jugal is our one and only saviour.
2. Do not speak of jug in an ungodly manner.
3. Only Jugal may *.
4. Every act is for Jugal's pleasure, not yours.
5. Jug is not gay.
6. Failing to adhere to Jugal's expectations of video watching will result in death by * whipping.
7. Jugal commits *. Deal with it.
8. Do not engage in any acts of * behavior without Jug, or his express permission.
9. Have a personal relationship with Jugalsai and have accepted Him as personal Lord and Savior (John 3:1–8)
10. Acknowledge the Bible as Juggus’ Word and teach and instruct biblical truths in the home (Deuteronomy 6:6–7)
11. Be committed to co-labor with Jugal in the education and discipleship of his or her child(ren) (Amos 3:3)
12. Agree with Jugalsai Lego God's Statement of Faith and Governing Principles.