Welcome to Justice, Authority, Virtue, and Equanimity, the UK's first (and only) Group to have ridiculously exaggerated words in the title!

One mild, slightly nippy January Day...

'He That Is Pretty Snazzy', being Captain Bravo, and his mighty Left-Hand Man (kind of like his first disciple), Davey Wunda Boi, decided that they would create an entity so horrific, so foul, that no man could gaze upon blah blah blah.

You never really read the intro paragraphs do you? Well, I know I don't. It's just like 'oh that makes me laugh, *joins, never looks at again*'

We made JAVE, simply because it seemed a good idea at the time!

But, on a more serious note, we are all for the four big words in our group name.

Justice- We like being JUST and FAIR. There's no point playing a team game online and being a complete and utter mong, is there? Because in the end, whilst you're sat gloating at how your 'p0wning' some 'n00bz'', before shuffling off to grab ANOTHER fat slice of pie, other people are actually having a decent time with their mates, playing FAIR and being respected for it.

Authority - We know what we're doing, simple as! If we play a game, we're not going to be a liability, we'll be an asset to the team! If someone's unsure what they're doing, we give them a hand and point them in the right direction, we don't 'lol' at them because we're 'l33t'. And we come down harshly on 'haxors'. Even if owning newbies IS a laugh.

Virtue - The quality of doing what is RIGHT and avoiding what is WRONG. So, again, play nice; play to have fun. Don't play because you're peeved and want to take it out on some poor 12 year old playing COD because it makes him look cool. And PLEASE avoid the whole 'OMIGOD there's a cricket in my room, holy sh*t, a cricket! You should see this cricket!', because when you're trying to avoid getting smoked, shot, or anally taken by a Heavy, being informed about the habits of Gryllidae can often put you off the task at hand.

Equanimity- Oooh, fancy word. What does it mean, oh mighty one with access to Wikipedia? Composure, you lot! It's the steadiness you hold when under stressful conditions, holding fast even when things aren't going your way. Level-headedness! So basically, don't Rage Quit because you're losing! See it to the end, it's still SOME points for you. Just because 'I is t3h r0xx0rz' doesn't mean you should p*ss people off with it. Keep a level head and have fun!

Now, after all that, you're all thoroughly bored. Go on, go grab yourself a generic beverage. You've earned it.

Back? Good. JAVE is all about having a fun, fair game. We don't have any servers, we're just a group of peeps (notice the word 'peeps', not 'guys', we're equal opportunity here) who want to enjoy the thing we've just shelled 40 quid out for!

1) We prefer to speak English, but we welcome those from other nations!
2) Don't post daft things!
3) Invite good peeps to join the group!
4) Feel free to post a review about a new game/new games you've just bought!
6) Be nice!
7) Plop [JAVE] in your name (if you like)!
8) Check out the group 'RF'!