We should hire a swat team, some hench men and guards in case our glorious leader, Jack the funminister is at risk of assamitation. I have already contacted world powers including Barack Obama, Kim Jong-Un, Lord GabeN and Chuck Norris. I too have taken precautions by digging a hole in my back garden and covering it it a net complete with some Steam Beta Keys for Half Life 3 incase any intruders are feeling brave. Spread the word to keep our leader safe, until then I shall be heating some KFC in my Microwave. Peace out Cheeky Scrublords and stay safe from any rabid Fletching420's.

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jadams is bae <3