Welcome To The Crew!

What is Johnny Two-Finger's Pirate Crew Of Awesome Pirating Pirates! you ask? Well, only the most swashbuckling band of miscreants to ever sail the seas! We've braved the Grand Line! We've raped, pillaged, murdered, raped, and then murdered again! We've crossed boundless oceans, slayed countless creatures, and murdered Yahweh! Our brave captain is none other than the one, the only, the man, the legend, the person, the demon Johnny Two-Fingers! With his quick wits, loyal crew, and unparalleled fighting ability, J2F shall become king of the pirates!

-Memorial

-Jackson Halliday (Firstmate. Contribution: 1v1-ing Yahweh and winning)

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A New Shipment Appears!

12 August, 2014 - THERE ARE RAGERS IN MY BACKYARD | 0 Comments

Yar har me crew mateys! We got us a brand new shipment o' toys in which to trick our enemies! Just in from glorious Mother Russia, we got the newest prototype in state o' the art tech! They be kittens with landmines instead of faces! Sure, they may look like a pirate's best friend from behind, but that won't stop it from explodin' yer behind! Make great gifts fer them pesky things the natives call "chilluns!" Get yerself a batch today!

*Available to all current crew members.

**While supplies last

A New Crew Member Has Arrived!

7 August, 2014 - THERE ARE RAGERS IN MY BACKYARD | 0 Comments

Aaaarrggghhh there be gamedevs afoot! Aye, one of ye crewmates be a bonafided developer, and as such ye best be treatin' him with respect! This man be a craftsman of the highest caliber, and we should all be thankful to have 'em aboard!

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