Deus nobiscum

Enough is enough. We are a group of Irish Catholic Knights ready to defend the Catholic Church and it's teachings.

Irish Catholic Battle Monks (ICBMs) have been toughened via devout faith and rigorous combat experience to overcome any and all obstacles or challenges — these monks are the true special forces that can handle any and all possible scenarios. Ranging from foreign inquisitions and crusades to all-out hostage rescue and bomb defusals, they are truly the Holiest of Holy.

Battle Monks are front line troops who are the first in and last out when responding to any attack or threat against the Roman Catholic Church. The first in and the last out. Monks never die, for they drink from the Goblet of Faith blessed by our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Trained in the arts of war, communication, logic, and missionary work;
Irish Catholic Battle Monks are the only hope for the Roman Catholic free world.