Aperture Science

Aperture Science is the Best Place For Science Don't Go anywhere else. Why?
Cause We Pay You.

You Can Participate In Tests For Science, Of course With SIde Effects
I will not include them but there are more than 100 side effects That could happen.
300+ Bad Ones

You Contribute to the Future Testers! So go make your Mother or Father or whatever else Proud!
And Make 50 Bucks for each Test either it's for stepping on a Radioactive bug that could kill you to Walking on Lava, And If you die, We might use your body and put it in a Robot.

But Science is the Future Today!


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PO BOX 1688
Bellevue, WA 98009

Or call 1-425-889-9642 and Assume the Party-Escort
Submisson Position.



Aperture Science.
We Do What We Must
Because We Can.