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It's 2025, the world is about to end-- but that's not a bad thing!

Get more elo than your friends, so when you go to the Gods for judgement you will have favour in their eyes.

Get drafted for war? bait your teammates, give false info, and jiggle peek your opps.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

-This message is sponsored by Blackrock and Wagner PMC

CS2 is out, and so should be your tits!
Get them out (for the boys)
In a time where brainrot has taken over a generation, tits are the cure.
-This message is brought to you by Bill Clinton

Hello all gamers, this is your yearly update: CS2 is coming out soon, panties are dropping and noobs are awping.
Here is my CS Diet to help you in your gaming adventures:

Wake up and eat nothing. Food satisfies you, you should not be satisfied playing CS, you should always be hungry. Hungry for elo.
Breakfast: 1 litre of water, 4 x Super Strength Caffeine tablets, and a cigarette
Lunch: 1 litre of water (can replace this with vodka on loss streak), and another cigarette
Dinner: A nice delicious smoothie or milkshake, a potato, and another cigerette

Have fun gamers! Remember to include me in your autobiography when you become pro!

Friendly reminder that it is still completely legal for athletes to snort caffeine powder during ESL events, don't hate the player hate the game

"This nerd has a right hand peek, run! " - Sun Tzu, Art of War

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