I came out as Pickle-Kin to my family a week ago today. My mother and father didn’t understand at first, but when my brother told them, my father angrily kicked me out while my mother sobbed. It all started when I watched the episode of Rick and Morty in which Rick turns himself into a pickle and exclaims “I’M PICKLE RIIICK!” Those words bounced around my head for days, weeks, months. I, too wanted to turn into an anthropomorphic pickle. This was more than a simple fetish for me, it was a way of life. I was conflicted, painfully conflicted about my identity. I waged an internal war with myself, and the good side finally prevailed. I came out to my family as Pickle-Kin. It was both the best and worst birthday of my life. I turned 18 that day, and, after being kicked out, took my car and drove along 81 for miles until I found myself on side roads in the Appalachian Mountains. I was going to live off the land as a nomadic hermit. Society had only brought me pain, so I left it.

December 26th? More like Christmas eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve

I want to bang the fairy godmother from Shrek
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the fairy godmother from Shrek so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch Shrek 2 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the Fairy Godmother. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Fairy Godmother 's tight gilf ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/fairy babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors grandma. I'd dressed her in my sister's red dress and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Shrek 2 DVD. I might not ever get to see the Fairy Godmother again.

I smirked “That’s it? Ha! gen wunner” Instantly all of the air was sucked out of his lungs. I laughed, and proceeded to name all 802 Pokemon, what levels they evolve at, when they learn all of their moves, what all of the moves do, every Pokédex entry and their current most meta smogon build. With every new fact his body decomposed at a faster and faster rate, until he was nothing more than a pound of dirt. But I was not feeling merciful that day. I used a max revive on him, and proceeded to cause every one of not only his bones, but everyone within 18 generations of him’s bones to dissolve into a fine powder (including mine) He begged me to stop but I kept going. I recounted every piece of rule 34 Pokemon art to date, along with its exact time of creation and what specific fetishes it appeals to, no matter how niche. I then proceeded to jerk off to each and every one right there in front of him. So yeah I guess you could say I’m a Pokémon master.

and proceeded to name all 802 Pokemon, what levels they evolve at, when they learn all of their moves, what all of the moves do, every Pokédex entry and their current most meta smogon build. With every new fact his body decomposed at a faster and faster rate, until he was nothing more than a pound of dirt. But I was not feeling merciful that day. I used a max revive on him, and proceeded to cause every one of not only his bones, but everyone within 18 generations of him’s bones to dissolve into a fine powder (including mine) He begged me to stop but I kept going. I recounted every piece of rule 34 Pokemon art to date, along with its exact time of creation and what specific fetishes it appeals to, no matter how niche. I then proceeded to jerk off to each and every one right there in front of him. So yeah I guess you could say I’m a Pokémon master.

this kid pushes like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot dude. Jesus Christ.

shaffeR-: lol im calm kiddo

somehow this kid pushes behind you radomnly no matter where the ♥♥♥♥ you go i honestly hope this kid dies in his sleep tonight.

Prec1sion : kid just no cliped

dont get-bena bena bena

better not lose

kill them all haha

ahhOHHH

HA

LOOK AT THIS KID DUDE

too much for zblock

Prec1sioN : yo phoon

Prec1sioN : if u dont script

Prec1sioN : you wanna gimme bhop lessons?

Prec1sioN : im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding

Prec1sioN : its obvious

that kid came through connector really really fast

this kid bunny hops hardcore

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THIS KID IS BUNNY HOPPING ALL THE WAY THROUGH IVY

OUT MIDDLE

AND THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR

THROU-FROM IVY

OUT MIDDLE

THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON