Declaration of Awesome

Est. 7/22/13 - When in the Course of virtual events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Gaming and of Internet entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all players are created equal, that they are endowed by Microsoft with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Frags.