Bald people are a eternal threat to the safety of our luscious locks.

Grow some hair or wear a hat, just please cover up your shiny bald crap.

We deny bald awareness and despise bald men. You look like a thumb; you look like a mutant, you look like a clone, you don't look pretty, you look like a basic henchman for Batman to destroy in seconds.

Get off the roids, stop making up for your extreme anxiety and insecurity about yourself, stop fighting random people on the street, relax, be civil, you absolutely lost your hair from sizing up every guy who passes you at the supermarket.