HELPPP I'M BEING ASSAULTED

A triman squad of semi-professional DOTA 2 players, who have been called together for ass kickery whilst listening to hard style.

ROLL-CALL:

TheYet1k - the trolliest of the warlords, with a desire to win or else you WILL hear about it, his best heroes are: IO, KOTL, and Techies (ahuehuehue). Also know that he hits pretty hard.

Milton Dew - a badass support who will only play Luna or Crystal Maiden ( support Luna anyone?), a GIRL who is the definition of a tastey treat (A.K.A. shes a yum yum)

Jeremiah Tipperman III - a man with class who can turn any hero into a hard carry, watch out for his prestine chair dancing and syck playlists that will make any head bob. *tips trilby*


TANNGGGGGGGGGGO plz.
xoxo
-HS