How To Become Humble Merchants

Hello, we are but Humble Merchants going on our ways to show and sell our goods to all the people. If you wish to join the Humble Merchants, please note that your Humbleness has to be good enough to keep us at a five star rating on Yelp. If you give us a lower rating then 5 stars please note that we will hunt you down and reposes all the goods and wears until we receive that five star rating.