Ever Wondered How to Squeeze Enjoyment Out of Video Games

We give (Accurate?) information on Games, as well as how to (Properly?) play them.

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How to Play Correctly: Love Beat

2016 年 1 月 25 日 - Jonshyghy | 1 則留言

Step 1: Download it
Step 2: Launch it
Step 3: Receive the most beautiful black screen man has ever created
Step 4: Click around with your mouse to create sparkles (because that's the only thing you can do anyway)
Step 5: Give up trying to launch it. Maybe the ol' quit and rejoin trick will work?
Step 6: Wait what? A Happy New Years screen? That means the game is working! Wait, I already pressed Alt + F4. Wtf?
Step 7: Relaunch the game
Step 8: The infamous black screen again
Step 9: Meh, it's probably just a bug; I'll try again
Step 10: Ok it's pretty much doing the same BS...
Step 11: The uninstall button is quite an amazing creation you know?

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How to Play Correctly: Audition Online

2015 年 6 月 30 日 - Jonshyghy | 0 則留言

1. Download it and make an account that you'll probably never open up or access after this game.
2. Make a PIN number that you have to use to log in EVERY FLIPPIN TIME.
(forget it later anyway)
3. After logging in with the PIN number, listen to the crappy rip-off of music in a what is seemingly a children's game.
4. Pick from the 3 (at max 4) servers to play on BECAUSE NO ONE PLAYS THIS GAME.
5. Do the tutorial which is more difficult than cooking with Gordon Ramsay
6. Finish the tutorial and look at the whole shopping plaza place-thing.
7. Marvel at the most stupid names for the buildings. (Seriously? FAM Office? WTFAM?)
8. Play a game at the Dancing Hall.
9. Get Tyrannosaurus Rekt.
10. Quit the game, uninstall, and re-evaluate your weaboo life choices.

(Optional Path; Cont. at #8)
9. Get good.
10. Take mommy's credit card to make you the biggest pimp in Audtition Online history.
11. Play more games because of the rich, deep, story line. Along with cheap rip-offs of songs becuase copyright is an ass.
12. GET MARRIED?
13. Waste your life away with your virtual girlfriend (possibly an old hrony dude dressing his female character in hot clothing) and become the best Dancer in Audition Online.