Step 1: Download it
Step 2: Launch it
Step 3: Receive the most beautiful black screen man has ever created
Step 4: Click around with your mouse to create sparkles (because that's the only thing you can do anyway)
Step 5: Give up trying to launch it. Maybe the ol' quit and rejoin trick will work?
Step 6: Wait what? A Happy New Years screen? That means the game is working! Wait, I already pressed Alt + F4. Wtf?
Step 7: Relaunch the game
Step 8: The infamous black screen again
Step 9: Meh, it's probably just a bug; I'll try again
Step 10: Ok it's pretty much doing the same BS...
Step 11: The uninstall button is quite an amazing creation you know?

1. Download it and make an account that you'll probably never open up or access after this game.
2. Make a PIN number that you have to use to log in EVERY FLIPPIN TIME.
(forget it later anyway)
3. After logging in with the PIN number, listen to the crappy rip-off of music in a what is seemingly a children's game.
4. Pick from the 3 (at max 4) servers to play on BECAUSE NO ONE PLAYS THIS GAME.
5. Do the tutorial which is more difficult than cooking with Gordon Ramsay
6. Finish the tutorial and look at the whole shopping plaza place-thing.
7. Marvel at the most stupid names for the buildings. (Seriously? FAM Office? WTFAM?)
8. Play a game at the Dancing Hall.
9. Get Tyrannosaurus Rekt.
10. Quit the game, uninstall, and re-evaluate your weaboo life choices.

(Optional Path; Cont. at #8)
9. Get good.
10. Take mommy's credit card to make you the biggest pimp in Audtition Online history.
11. Play more games because of the rich, deep, story line. Along with cheap rip-offs of songs becuase copyright is an ass.
12. GET MARRIED?
13. Waste your life away with your virtual girlfriend (possibly an old hrony dude dressing his female character in hot clothing) and become the best Dancer in Audition Online.

Step 1. Install the game in one minute
Step 2. Start the game and set your graphics level to "Fantastic" because you think that you're cool
Step 3. Start by playing the buisness man, a man who is restrained to nothing but work and no play.
Step 4. Get past the annoying people across the street into your office.
Step 5. Then pick the old man, disabled and slow, he sometimes can cross the street without getting run over...
Step 6. Realize how depressing the game is.
Step 7. Sniffle at the deep and dark meaning of how we people live our lives today.
Step 8. At last, the final character: The little boy
Step 9. Adventure with him as you climb up stairs and trip on acid while murderous dragons slap you 500 feet off course
Step 10: Be reminded how hard your childhood was after playing this segment
Step 11: Reach the Giant Donut at the end and contract "diabetus" by consuming it
Step 12: Cry like a weaboo due to the game's deep message

1. Install... yadayadaya
2. Make an account and when you start the game, pick the buff guy because buff guys = POWA
3. Play the game as if DOTA 2, Diablo, and your average zombie game had a baby.
4. Slap zombies with your amazing STARTER STICK!!!
5. Waste a good 12 hours completing the starting missions to make your self feel accomplished.
6. Now that you have skillz, jump into a multiplayer game and wait...
7. Waiting...
8. Waiting...
9. ALRIGHT!, Now that you're in, adventure into the vast map and start shooting things (Optional: Do a 360 No-scope and tell your team how cool you are)
10. Get money in game (or steal your mom's credit card) to unlock cool new characters and stuff
11. Realize that the game is really linear and get bored of it...
12. Excerise that hand just by clicking that uninstall button

Step 1: Download the game
Step 2: Finish the download in less than a second
Step 3: Boot up Magic Barrage
Step 4: "Adobe Flash Player required to play the game"
Step 5: Check if you have Adobe Flash installed
Step 6: Confirm you have Adobe Flash installed, and boot the game up again
Step 7: "Adobe Flash Player required to play the game"
Step 8: Enjoy the sound of the "uninstall" button