HERE IN MY GARAGE, JUSTY BOUGHT A NEW HONDA CIVIC

You know what I like more than materialistic things? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
That's why I am more proud of these 2 new shelves I had to get installed to hold 50lbs of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But I'm alot more proud of this 36" waistline I had to get to store 12 bottles of beer.
Like my alcaholic uncle said, "The more you drink, the less you think."
But that alcahol is a reminder, a reminder that dreams are not possible, and that it's okay to be a failure.