The great Invasion of the Headcrabs

Our great and powerful leader, Queen of the Headcrabs, Clementine, shall be worshiped and praised. I, Rendwee, although the group owner, am just a meaningless trusted servant of the great Queen. We all serve the Great Headcrabs and their Queen. Killing a Headcrab or another servant, unless you are the Queen, is extremely offensive and punishable with being forcibly made a Headcrab Zombie. The Queen of Headcrabs Clementine is able to kill any meaningless servant she sees fit to kill as a sacrifice to the great Empire of the Headcrabs. Without the Headcrabs, our lives are meaningless. All worship the great Queen of the Headcrabs, Clementine, and her children, Headcrabs.