It's handy tech under a hundred time folks!

I sexually identify as an amd fx bulldozer series cpu.
Every since I was little boy, I dreamed of delivering hot burning performance to the intel shills.
People say that I perform poorly and my voltage is too high and my micro architecture is retarded.
but I don't care, I'm having a plastic surgeon install custom liquid cooling so I can run at 8ghz without burning the Earth's atmosphere.
From now on I want you guys to call me "Bulldozer" and I want you to respect my right as a viable market option for enthusiasts and low budget builds.
If you cannot accept me you're an amdphobe and you need to check your microprocessor privilege.