❄ ғroм тнe ɴorтнerɴ lαɴdѕ we cαмe . . . ❄

❄ Vanilla Balance Overhaul ❄

IS OUT
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• General QoL Changes

1. Overhead (forward) attacks deal 20% more dmg

(previously they were useless,

easy to parry and harder to hit)

2. Melee range increased across the board

3. Shield/Weapons buffed across the board,

shield bash range unchanged.

(CONSIDEREBLY LOWER NOCKBACK FROM SHIELD BASH

YOU CAN FINALLY HIT THOSE FOLLOW UPS!)

4. Re-adjusted counter attack speed for one-hand weapons
(no more slugish counter attacks)

5. Thrown and Bullet projectiles speed increased

6. Removed negative dmg modifier from thrust attacks

7. Removed delay between switching block sides
(blocking will feel more responsive)

• MAJOR CHANGES

NO ROLLING! ROLLING IS GAY, ANOYING, NOT FUN.

THIS IS NOT DARKSOULS. WE WANT TO RELAX, NOT SWEAT.

i wish there were sidesteps instead, but oh well.

(this also makes afterburn no longer useless)



Gestir and Man-at-arms buffed considerably

and finally fun to play:

1. Spear and Halberd range further increased

(actually feels like you are using long weapon)

2. Increased range ammo capacity and starting amount

(max 5 spears and max 6 bolts)



Buccaneer's Hook buffed considerably:

1. 20 recharge time (from 70) and 70 dmg (from 15),

2. Considerably reduced uppercut knockback (dmg unchanged)

3. Reduced movement speed penalty when charging the hook.

4. Increased enemy slow debuff after you pull them up (from 0.25 to 1.5)




Ass-ass-in: cloking duration increased from 6 to 30 sec!

You can now actually have fun! Imagine my shock :O



HeavyKnight and Berserker range weapon added

Because why ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not? Let's have some fun!

Berserker -> throwing axes, press 3

Heavyknight -> pistol crossbow, press 2





PIRATES

• Buccaneer

1. HP increased (to 210)

2. Sledgehammer dmg increased

low range twohandsword :O

3. Faster Special warmup (actually usable)

• Captain

Blunderbuss max ammo to 8 (from 5)

Dmg increased (from 16 pellets to 20)

Nockback increased

• Sharpshooter

1. Dagger stab attack (back) dmg increased (from +30% to +50)

2. Rifle's bullet velocity is near instant.

• Skirmisher

Keg recharge timer "halved" (from 75 to 35 sec)

The legend is back! Long live the king!



VIKINGS

• Berserker

1. Speed increased

2. Armor reduced (from 100 to 80)

(god giveth and god taketh)

3. Spawns with aditional 50 health (decays),

4. Sword 'n' Axe small weapon type to medium

(less stun from being parried) and

back charge attack deals 50% more dmg

DEADLY HUGS >:D

5. Bigaxe dmg nerf reverted

• Gestir

1. Spear dmg slightly increased. Also,

after 5 major updates, you can finally

counter attack after perfect parry,

and actually land hits with it (bug fix)

• Huscarl

1. Twohand axe dmg increased

2. Movement speed decreased



KNIGHTS

• HeavyKnight

1. Movement speed decreased

2. Armor increased (from 215 to 235)

• Ass-ass-in

1. Daggers back (to 20%) and forward (to 30%)

attack dmg bonus further buffed

2. Movement speed equalized with Skirmisher's

(same as)

• Mat-at-Farts

1. Shiled-bash dmg doubled

(from 10 to 20, same as buc's fist bash),

2. Special:

Fart slightly faster, slightly stronger,

and slightly longer.

• Archer

1. Butter sword dmg reduced

and no dmg bonus from overhead attack.

2. Special dmg increased (dmg min 50 and max 150)

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