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Hey man, name's Bryce, and I'm the captain of the swim team. Uh, if you wanna hang out sometime after practice we can hang out. Not at my house though, 'cause my parents are like really lame.

Hi boys, I'm Night Switch and I'm a trans pony. I'm a little bit socially awkward and I've had a lot of trouble adjusting to life in Sky City. Nobody can seem to figure me out, but you seem like a guy with answers. Do you have what it takes, or you just like the rest of these chumps?

Sup, punk. I'm Chet. See this campus? This is my house, so don't go getting any bright ideas. Talking about taking any of my girls? Messing around on my turf long enough, and you're gonna have to tussle with me.

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