HammerBowl! Where the talk is talked, and the walk is walked.

Well played lads... Well played... I have heard personal stories about what has happened with most of these games, and for those of you who call ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on what I type, I have good ears and a better memory. I do not lie; embellish certainly, but never will I ♥♥♥♥ out of my mouth. You guys are funny as hell by the way, the lots of yeh. And if I left any good stories out, post them.

I am the Minister of Propaganda. M.O.P.. This is what the pitch brought to us this bi-week. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bi's. In the words of Dennis Miller, 'I don't care what you ♥♥♥♥, but ♥♥♥♥ it regularly. Pick a side of the fence. Really....' Oh yeah, games.... Scores 'n haps. Word.

Fell Flayers 2 - 0 Orange Krush :: Honestly, I was, like, what the ♥♥♥♥. Lief's Woodies got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over. Apparently Protean, coach of the Fell Flayers, has some tricks up his sleeve this season. Lief is no slouch.

'Cause ya don't just shut out the Champs in the first game, or maybe ya do.

Wish I could have seen this one, I would love some perspective from either of you, I imagined it will be fairly well polarized and criticised.

At the end of the day, I guess we have a little more insight into the age old question, 'Who would win in a fight, a ♥♥♥? Or a goth ♥♥♥...?' Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Must be all that intimidating make-up. NEXT.

Grintoof's Gutwrenchers 4 - 1 Hellpit Horde :: Awesome alliterative matchup. Too bad it came to the pitch and became offputtingly one sided.

After smacking some sense into one of Milandro's black orcs in round 3, j0nes' Rat-Ogre, awesomely named 'The Hamster,' took a left hook and a 12 round nap, not returning to the pitch. When asked why he could not recover he stated "Too much time on the treadmill...." and turned in shame. Bad news for any mid-sized team against Orc blenderlyness; the dreaded 'Fall of the Big Man.'

Decent stats on both sides though, I think j0nes needs more rerolls. That is the inadequacy of the Hellpit Horde, by the way.

Astralplane Archangels 1 - 1 ORC - FTW :: Oooo a draw. ♥♥♥♥!

♥♥♥♥ I played in that game, it was ranked 17/20.... I know innocents get murdered at Bloodbowl draws, but this time it was in praise of a furious battle. 17/20 a draw?

Here is one tale of epic proportion....

The first half was utterly dominated by ORC -FTW. The orcs must have been running after chickens in their spare time, because ALL of them could pass, pick up and play the ball. Ugruu, (check his paper, he is a sick...) blitzer extraordinaire, dominated both defensively and offensively. Then came...

Metatron, voice of God and blitzer, 5 squares away from paydirt. The Archangels are down one, nil and its turn 15.

He finds himself surrounded (base to base) by 4 blackorcs, 2 blitzers and a thrower. His teammates are either smashed into the pitch or on the sidelines broken. He has only one choice. Blitz out....

Two dice are rolled and Xumed gets to pick.... Defender Stumbles - Defender Stumbles. A simple and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ choice to see really. Well if you are Kolo. I was pretty happy. SMACK! Black orc fall down go boom! Follow the block, Metatron is still next to one black orc. 4+ dodge out, success, touchdown.

And what did Metatron get for his heroics? +1 Strength. ♥♥♥♥ all of you. : )


Well guys it's late.... I hope you enjoy reading this crap, if not too bad. Post about it.

More about week two, and maybe even week one of the 'Part Deux' fiasco.