It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

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