We are the fruitfull grapes of Gunita.

In order to be one of the grapes you must first cleanse your mind and soul. You will have to climb to the top of mount Gupta where you will be tasked with writing a short story dedicating your life to the great cause of creative writing. secondly you will be held at gun point while you write a poem noting three things about a specific topic. If you are unable to identify prose from poetry you will be cast into the fires of Lyndon. While you descend the mountain you will be forcefully inspired in order to become the ultimate grape of Gunita.