Praise be to the God of Eat

Welcome, Scrawn-bags, to the Steam page dedicated to the worship of the unholy eater of all, the grotesqe grob, the ghastly glutton, the corpulent connoisseur, the KING of EAT himself! Gorbulon! Praise be!


Kneel in terror (and hunger) before our God of consumption, or be thrown into the maw of Gorbulon and pass through his gullet of infinite might!





Hoyculon, the Pope of Gorbulon. Through him, we hear Gorbulon's wishes.

Tarbus, the head chef of grotesqe delicacies and lore keeper. He prepares the most vile of feasts and keeps log of all food consumed in the universe.

Elijguh, CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken and assistant head chef. He runs the greasiest food chain on the planet, it is only fitting that he has a seat at Gorbulon's dinner table which streches all across the universe.

Clonic, head of security and pro game hunter. Without him, Gorbulon's followers would starve to death and fall to whatever forces oppose them. He regularly hunts creatures of all species for the mighty feasts that is prepared by the chefs. He stands guard when not on the hunt, so that 'vegans' don't dare strip us of our right-to-meal and bring harm to us.

Composed by the finest Churls in Gorbulon's orchestra!
High Priestess of Gorbulon
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